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Eric has joined the conference.
Eric: rock
Kevin K: invited chris
Kevin K: he's idle though
Eric: you wanna post something on the ff site to turn on IM?
Kevin K: nod, on it
Eric: how do you want to talk? phone? will you have skype?
Kevin K: umm
Kevin K: maybe
Kevin K: ok, I'm now setup to do the page updates
Kevin K: added the comment about logging on IM
Kevin K: installing skype
Kevin K: (all about being totally prepared)
Eric: right on.
Eric: I am on random.org, with a skype window and a yahoo window and a porn window.
Kevin K: U like the image ad?
Eric: that's rather pimp.
Kevin K: wow, impressive with the porn window. I've got chicken clock, random.org, skype, tile based tutorial on flash development, bluehost.com file manager and notepad.
Kevin K: on skype
Eric: I'm calling you with no pickup.
Kevin K: hmm
Kevin K: u calling my skype account or office #?
Eric: skype
Kevin K: ahh, no voice
Kevin K: one sec
Eric: I didn't want to listen to you anyway.
Kevin K: my polycom communicator is not working for some reason
Kevin K: (new computer... ie., nothing installed on this)
Kevin K: can hear you fine, btw
Kevin K: u talking to me now?
Kevin K: or mike/
Kevin K: laf
Kevin K: gimme 1 min... downloading polycom drivers
Kevin K: it's a mut
Kevin K: i.e., pieces of different computers
Kevin K: bah
Kevin K: that's what my IT staff is for
Kevin K: woo
Kevin K: yeah, that will be interesting
Kevin K: heh
mj has joined the conference.

mj: ah yes
Kevin K: woo
Eric: rock.
mj: i call 3 a quorum
Eric: any chance of thad or beej?
mj: if there were 100 thads, 25 would join
mj: if there were 100 bjs, 1 wuold join
Kevin K: good breakdown of stats
Eric: I've got a martini. kevin has a beer. Mike, how's your mimosa?
mj: brad- not im savvy
mj: it's a chardonnay thanks
mj: if you think i'm kidding...
Eric: damn. I was hoping for white zin.
mj: my wife made margaritas
Eric: "charming, and I think you'll find its pretentiousness amusing."
mj: i may go grab one
Kevin K: I like that
Kevin K: wife making margaritas on a monday
mj: she had a cocktail party here tonite
mj: i get leftovers
mj: nutin woring with that
Kevin K: btw, I haved the random.org list generator ready
mj: nice
Eric: had? it's already over?
mj: after-work thing
Eric: I see no reason not to commence.
mj: she didn't like the guests so she made it short
Kevin K: laf
mj: agree- go for it
Eric: rad
Eric: k, how are we going to send these? email?
mj: i will be the neutral 3rd party observer
Kevin K: or copy and paste into here at same time
mj: r u going in reverse order?
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mj: oh my
Eric: by order of cock size. ryan is last.
mj: robeson
Eric: oh, hi ryan.
Kevin K: reverse order? did you read the chicken clock instructions?
mj: no
mj: i'm lazy
Kevin K: suck ass
mj: hang on
Kevin K: polycom communicator wants a system restart
ryanr: whats going on fellas?
Kevin K: I'm skipping it for now
Kevin K: 
Kevin K: EJ: I say we countdown to 1 (from 3) and then hit the "randomize" button and then immediately paste in here
ryanr: ej, cindy already told me all about you....
mj: whats the link for the draft results page on chicken clock?
mj: cant find it on the site
Kevin K: http://www.chickenclock.com/2007/draftorder.htm
mj: gracias
Kevin K: it's under the 2007 area of "the past"
Kevin K: I guess the 'the past" kind of confuses things
Kevin K: dont forget to visit the sponsors
mj: already visited Mr. Beer
Kevin K: laf
mj: that's $.02 coming your way
Kevin K: oh yeah
Kevin K: eric?
Eric: 8
ryanr: if i visit it 706 separate times, does it do you any good?
Kevin K: ?
Kevin K: shiet fool
mj: ah- thats kev
mj: can i ask a dumb question
Kevin K: no
mj: if the number= how many spots down from #2 you pick, how do we get a #1?
Eric: mod 12
ryanr: don't we get a live post here on the draft pick? Its ok to post the results later, but for those here, lets get the play by play
mj: agree w ryan
mj: or does that violate the sanctity of teh process
Kevin K: 1. Ryan
2. EJ
3. Dan
4. Kevin K
5. ricci
6. MJ
7. Brad
8. Thad
9. Tbone
10. Mac
11. Kevin G

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:06:48 IST
Eric: 5 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:06:48 IST
Eric: ricci has pick 7
mj: ah- i get it
Kevin K: and, as you now see, the webpage has been updated with ricci in spot #7
ryanr: so does that mean that guidry had #1/
mj: ryan- is your brother stupid or is the #2 pick a stroke of genius?
Kevin K: so, now EJ and I repeat and we pick down from spot 7
ryanr: GENIUS
mj: you're just saying cuz now you can get LT
ryanr: so i #1 eh?
mj: no- just hypothetically
mj: ej and kev are still randomizing
Eric: we are the apotheosis of random
Kevin K: plus we wouldn't want this to be over too fast
Kevin K: (just got my 2nd beer)
Eric: and I needed to refresh my drink
Kevin K: 1 drink per pick, right/
Eric: r, what's in your glass
mj: i may need to go open a nice muscat or a riesling 
Kevin K: 1. Mac
2. Ryan
3. Kevin K
4. Kevin G
5. EJ
6. Dan
7. MJ
8. Thad
9. Brad
10. Tbone

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:10:14 IST
Eric: 7 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:10:14 IST
Eric: mj #3
mj: ah crap
Kevin K: laf, you know you love that
mj: really wanted #1 or late pick
Eric: You could steal culpepper from keith
mj: good point
Kevin K: trade
Kevin K: well, time to finish this beer
Eric: and I'll just slam this martini.
ryanr: stoli diet 7-up and diet rockstar
ryanr: going with the hard for the eve
Eric: that's even gayer than the chardonnay
ryanr: rain's first day of school, and no soccer practice tomorrow
Kevin K: is that diet stoli as well?
ryanr: LOL
mj: i feel much manlier now- tahnk ryan
Kevin K: 1. Tbone
2. Mac
3. Kevin G
4. EJ
5. Kevin K
6. Ryan
7. Thad
8. Dan
9. Brad

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:13:55 IST
ryanr: gotta go all McCarroll 
Eric: 5 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:13:54 IST
ryanr: just short of the designer women's sunglasses
Eric: kevin #9
Eric: he should have had a shirt that read YAG
mj: ROFL
Eric: His bday's coming up--I'll have to make him one.
mj: or OMOH
ryanr: YAG....?
Eric: spell it backwards.
Eric: like his shirt
ryanr: lol
ryanr: mj.....OMOH?
Eric: oh. I talked to tbone. he's "definitely 100%" in
Kevin K: how did you reach him/
Kevin K: I get no love.
Eric: I called him at home, the sneaky bastard.
Kevin K: mailbox full
ryanr: hasn't he been selling boats?
mj: another shirt idea for McCarroll...
mj: OMOH
Eric: now sure how many he's actually selling.
ryanr: heck, what is his job?
mj: houseboat sales
Eric: make babies with a hot wife.
ryanr: uhh, again MJ, OMOH?
mj: for McCarroll
ryanr: oh good grief
Eric: backwards, ssabmud
ryanr: lol
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crpresents: What did I miss?
mj: ricci!
ryanr: thanks shortstuff
Kevin K: 1. Kevin G
2. Mac
3. EJ
4. Dan
5. Tbone
6. Thad
7. Brad
8. Ryan

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:20:26 IST
Eric: 8 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:20:26 IST
mj: You have the 7th pick, ricci
mj: perfect position to nab Michael Vick
Eric: ryan #8
Kevin K: damn it
Kevin K: you're always right next to me Nayr
ryanr: just like MV's cellmate
crpresents: interesting starting position...
Eric: that's what she said
crpresents: so whats been picked so far?
mj: http://www.chickenclock.com/2007/draftorder.htm
Eric: nice mj. you learn fast!
ryanr: gonna get you if you drop the 'paos' there nivek
mj: i have like 10 windows open- researching my #3 pick
Kevin K: I've always got paos for your loof
Kevin K: your = you
Kevin K: in fact, when you come spend the night this weekend...
Eric: renrag eilrahc
Kevin K: MJ, who do they say to draft #9?
Eric: wow. that was hard.
ryanr: how come you guys use Yahoo messenger instead of MSN messenger?
mj: Willie Parker
mj: or Rudi J
Kevin K: stoke
Eric: chris, what's your drink?
mj: willie would be a goood pick
mj: cept ryan will take him
Eric: try to go gayer than stoli diet 7 and diet rockstar
Kevin K: 1. Tbone
2. Kevin G
3. Dan
4. Brad
5. EJ
6. Mac
7. Thad

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:24:24 IST
Eric: 5 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:24:24 IST
mj: he'd need a cock in a glass to beat that
ryanr: well ryan does have the bigger cock
Eric: is cock in a glass like dick in a box?
mj: 1 cut a hole in the box
mj: step 2 put yur junk in the box
mj: lol
Eric: 2 put your shitty draft pick in that box
mj: ej #4?
Kevin K: yeap
ryanr: this is mrs robeson so she is speaking from experience
Eric: yup.
Eric: I'm guessing the box the engagement ring came in would work for Ryan?
Kevin K: #1 still on the board
mj: so now everyonr in chat has their pick
ryanr: lol
mj: i say we give #1 to tbone
Kevin K: that's a little random
Kevin K: suspense for everyone in chatroom is pretty much gone
mj: EJ- #4 pick on TSN is Gore
Eric: too drunk for liquor...switching to beer
Kevin K: nice
mj: you big niner fan, you
Kevin K: sweet. Just found out EJ and I are both going to the Manson concert tomorrow
mj: don't forget slayer
Kevin K: nod
Kevin K: slayer will rock
mj: did u get tickets on your own?
Kevin K: 1. Kevin G
2. Dan
3. Thad
4. Tbone
5. Brad
6. Mac

Eric: 6 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:30:13 IST
Kevin K: yeah, totally random
Kevin K: ha
mj: lol
mj: OH NO
Kevin K: Mac --> #1
Eric: mm #1
mj: Mac is #1
Kevin K: hmmm
Eric: yag
Kevin K: def yag
mj: ssam yag
ryanr: in redding tomorrow night great white is opening for REO speedwagon
ryanr: and we have backstage passes!
ryanr: TOP THAT!
Eric: I saw the speedwagon last year at the fair. they're pretty great
Kevin K: hope the fantasy football magazine he has was bought 3 months early and has someone besides LT ranked #1 and that person gets injured.
Kevin K: bahahaha
Eric: let me know if the lead singer talks about how hard the audience works.
Kevin K: go FF magazines
Eric: ricci, where's teh smak?
Kevin K: Ricci? You get lost looking for that beer?
Kevin K: or having to talk your way out of changing another diaper?
mj: he's swinging on the stripper pole
mj: did anyone go to teh raiders-niners?
Kevin K: Travis did.
Eric: that would be diaper number what, six?
Kevin K: getting a beer.... brb
Eric: mj, what kind of chard? I had a great french chard the other day: red snake. really crisp, not too oaky or buttery. check it out.
Eric: comes in a goofy looking bottle.
ryanr: gaf
ryanr: drink the booze
mj: J Lohr 2005
mj: hints of butter and nutmeg
ryanr: amen to that
ryanr: yummy
mj: exquisite
mj: but it's no mimosa
Eric: 1 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:35:23 IST
Kevin K: 1. Thad
2. Dan
3. Kevin G
4. Tbone
5. Brad

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:35:24 IST
ryanr: are we cooking?
Kevin K: Thad --> 5
crpresents: I like yahoo better... 
mj: huh?
mj: hi ricci welcome bacl
mj: back
Eric: this is yahoo.
mj: chris likes this chat better than the other one we are having right now
mj: can't say i disagree
crpresents: LOL.. Kim HAD to talk to me RIGHT now..
crpresents: Important Cheerleading news
Eric: cheerleaders on the pole? what?
mj: cheerleaders? go on...
crpresents: ESCORT GAME!!!!
Eric: ?????
mj: is that pay perview?
crpresents: It may be someday
Eric: have you seen History of Violence? best wife/cheerleader scene ever.
Kevin K: 4 people left...
Kevin K: 1. Brad
2. Tbone
3. Kevin G
4. Dan

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:40:08 IST
Eric: 2 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:40:09 IST
mj: THAD!
Kevin K: umm, no
Kevin K: That would be T-Bone, in spot 10
mj: oh- he's online
Eric: tbone #10
mj: thought he's in chat
Eric: invite that ass
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mj: trying again... THAD!
Kevin K: yo
namd: what up a holes by the a pole
Eric: RRGGFPick #5
ryanr: aaa THAD
mj: Mac #1
Kevin K: thad, check out
Kevin K: http://www.chickenclock.com/2007/draftorder.htm
Kevin K: i've also now added our actual selection process from this chat window
namd: Yeah, I'm all over the fifth pick, just like I'm all over fifth base
Eric: you missed the soap and vick references earlier
Kevin K: what's your drink count thad?
namd: I'm about 3 sips into my glass of water with dinner...
Kevin K: we've got 2 martini's, 4 beers, 1 yag stoli, 1 (2?) margarita's so far
namd: 5th pick sucks! Who did Mac jerk off to get the first pick?
mj: himself
ryanr: do i hear PATRON?
ryanr: shooters.....Riccci!
Kevin K: done with your diet yag stoli?
crpresents: TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!!!
Kevin K: ha
Kevin K: nice timing
ryanr: on to the shooters!
Eric: please never ever bring up Mac jerking himself off again. I bet he wears the shirt and looks in the mirror while he does.
mj: Ricci, I still hate you from Mazatlan
ryanr: no diet 7-up with the good stuff
crpresents: That turned out to be a pretty rough night for me as well..
mj: karma
crpresents: is there a way to share pictures on messenger?
Eric: Ricci, can I get you to paint my bathroom too?
mj: rough for you and the housekeeping staff
Eric: It's kinda drab right now
crpresents: I want to show you some of the girls coming to the game on Friday
Kevin K: yeah, I love the fact my wedding was mellow because everyone was too hung over from Tequila Ricci the night before.
crpresents: yeah... that was hidious
Eric: nice.
mj: u should have gotten married at the rehearsal dinner
Kevin K: ricci, if you send me picutres, I'll post them on chickenclock
namd: Is T-Bone in or out or trying to be both as usual?
Kevin K: totally should have got married at rehearsal dinner. Damn.
mj: he's in
crpresents: open bar @ rehersal dinner = good times
namd: f**k YOU
mj: echo thad
Kevin K: with 3 left
Kevin K: 1. Kevin G
2. Brad
3. Dan

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:48:14 IST
Eric: 1 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:48:15 IST
Kevin K: Guidry loves spot 11
Eric: hasn't that poor bastard gotten 11 or 12 every damn year?
namd: Nice on the three pick MJ
mj: i was hoping for #1
mj: but i can live with 3
mj: lol
Kevin K: really? i was hoping for #17
Eric: I wanted #69
Eric: who has pick 69, btw?
namd: I think we were all hoping for 1, including Keith
mj: lol
Kevin K: Keith... sooooo close.
mj: was reading a FF preview- said that if you have the #1 pick and pass on LT, you shouldn't be playing FF. Ah keith.
Kevin K: what's the count of 100 McCarrol's that take LT with pick #1?
crpresents: shut up... Mac is taking peyton manning
mj: 100. he's yag, not diputs
Kevin K: hmm
namd: chris, your photo didn't come through for some reason
mj: me neither
Kevin K: failed here as well
Kevin K: chics must be too hot
crpresents: hehe...
Eric: I've got pick #69. I rock.
crpresents: the boys from Dub 9 clothing heard about our tailgate so they are coming on Friday with support
Eric: ricci, email me the pic to corporateeric@yahoo.com
Kevin K: about to update the website
Kevin K: all good
Kevin K: we know you all want to be viewing ricci's fatcat chics while...
namd: Kev - "The League" button on the home page is broken 
Kevin K: hmm, k
Kevin K: ok, chickenclock page has been updated with the pic
Kevin K: and on that note...
Eric: are they bringing the bikes? will they be on the pole?
Kevin K: we're down to 2 people left
Kevin K: 1. Brad
2. Dan

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:59:28 IST
crpresents: I am certainly hoping they will ride the pole like the bikes
Eric: 2 

Timestamp: 2007-08-21 04:59:28 IST
Kevin K: That gives Dan # 6...
Kevin K: Brad takes the rear
mj: ah brad
crpresents: Are certain draft positions better than others?
crpresents: in terms of percentage chance of winning?
Kevin K: Make sure you've all visited our sponsor for the night.
Eric: 12 is perhaps not so great.
mj: no- yuo can pick Michael Vick whenever you want
Eric: ricci, what's up with blowing the chick load during the preseason?
crpresents: Look MJ... you may think I am stupid, but I am not... I have Dante Culpepper as the first QB on my draft board... I hear from a reliable source he is the second coming of PLUNKETT!!!
crpresents: No worries dude... I have plenty more chicks this year
ryanr has left the conference.

crpresents: When it rains it pours...
namd: where is the pic of the chicks
Kevin K: Oh yeah. 1 click for $0.32 tonight for chickenclock.com.
mj: Culpepper is no Andrew Walter
Kevin K: pic is on the CC site
namd: what button?
Kevin K: refresh and read the UPDATE text
Kevin K: oh, here
Kevin K: http://www.chickenclock.com/2007/draftorder.htm
namd: sweet
Eric: where are the black chicks?
Eric: Chris, are you a racist
Eric: ?
Eric: no Asians either. WTF?!?!?!
crpresents: oh no I have asians... just not at this game
namd: you KKK muther-fu...
crpresents: Do I need to send another photo?
Eric: schedule them for the Chicago game. on 11/10
namd: Let's see what you got
Kevin K: schedule them for the party at my house on Saturday
crpresents: LOL
Eric: schedule them for my parents' block party on Saturday
crpresents: promoting the Raider tailgates is just like promoting nights at the club... once they get a good reputation its pretty easy to set it up...
crpresents: Its been getting easier every year
crpresents: I guess I should probably start working on a date for our Raider game this year eh?
Kevin K: yes
crpresents: Any time periods good / bad for people?
Eric: go bears.
mj: try to avoid the date of the Niners-Bungles
crpresents: ok
Eric: I just finished my beer, so an improvement over last year.
crpresents: me too
namd: Alright folk, later dayz...thanks for nothing on my shitty Frank Gore pick.
Eric: live updates is all good.
Eric: next year we go for the live webcast in a studio
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Kevin K: live webcast will be huge
crpresents: hell yeah
Kevin K: hopefully in full HD
Eric: with Asian chicks on the pole in teh background.
crpresents: Sure you can't make it Friday Kev?
crpresents: ESCORT GAME!!!
Kevin K: yeah dude. Sux. No Friday game for me.
crpresents: f**kING BOO!!!!
Eric: escorts. you're killing me.
crpresents: This is going to be a great tailgate
crpresents: although the first one wasn't that bad
crpresents: it was pretty good
Kevin K: Sept 9th will be a great tailgate.
crpresents: absolutely it will
Kevin K: You in for that game EJ?
Eric: I doubt it. Al definitely did not consult me when making the schedule this year.
crpresents: gotta go boys..
crpresents: Talk soon...
mj: me 2
mj: see you guys
crpresents: later
crpresents has left the conference.
mj has left the conference.
Eric: Thank you all for attending this edition of FF draft